Still embarrassing!!!!!
(That word HAS to come from "bare arse" - like when your dress blows up, or something - or you get caught peeing behind a tree by a troupe of boy scouts....)
Heavens, Craven - you have made me tell a tale so appalling that it has chased everyone off!
we're still waiting for the punchline
Already given! poor old fella!
craven
that was funny. you were in a foreign country. no own knew you. i would be mad as hell at her if i was you.
Deb, you ever think that maybe the reason you didn't see anyone the first time you looked back is that this man was a creation of your flatulence. You have created a being with a history, how unique; and, he seemed to have been very greatful to you
gingy,
I wasn't mad. It was funny. But it REALLY hurt.
Bill - like a gas Golum? Nah - he was just so close that I didn't see him - sounds weird, but I looked to where I expected people would be if there were any.
Robust bum, and sense of humour, you got there, Craven - mind you, the temptation would be far greater than any sane person could resist......
