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What do you call a pig with six legs and two willies?

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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
Reply Wed 13 Jun, 2007 10:40 am
What do you call a pig with six legs and two willies?

A piglet born in Croatia with six legs and two penises has been nicknamed Octopig.

Owner Ivica Seic came up with the nickname, daily newspaper Vecernji List reported.

The farmer from the village of Vrpolje said Octopig also has two anuses, and was growing so fast they had decided to keep him as a pet.

Ivica said: "Who knows, maybe we can breed more although the two penises might be a problem."
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Doowop
 
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Reply Wed 13 Jun, 2007 10:47 am
What do you call a pig with six legs and two willies?


Someone who's overdone it at a Bangkok "eat all you can" buffet?
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Wed 13 Jun, 2007 10:48 am
Hillary and Bill Clinton?
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Lash
 
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Reply Wed 13 Jun, 2007 11:05 am
Jeebus--effed up?
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squinney
 
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Reply Wed 13 Jun, 2007 11:21 am
So much for speed reading.

I kept reading and re-reading the next to last sentence, skipping over what I assumed was the name of the town and kept coming up with "The farmer also has two anuses, ..."

What?

Re-read... The farmer from... also has two anuses."

Okay, slow down and read that one more time...

Oh! Whew!

Laughing
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Wed 13 Jun, 2007 11:33 am
"Hey pig".
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Magginkat
 
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Reply Fri 6 Jul, 2007 10:37 am
Re: What do you call a pig with six legs and two willies?
BumbleBeeBoogie wrote:
What do you call a pig with six legs and two willies?
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I would say George bu$h but we know that he is seriously missing his original cajones & that limp little thing of his had to be tied upwards with straps and stuffed with toilet tissue to give the appearance having even one willie!!
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Fri 6 Jul, 2007 10:44 am
Sorry, but I would have chosen "hexapig" or perhaps "hexswine."

Nice ring of witchcraft.
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Magginkat
 
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Reply Fri 6 Jul, 2007 10:45 am
squinney wrote:
So much for speed reading.

I kept reading and re-reading the next to last sentence, skipping over what I assumed was the name of the town and kept coming up with "The farmer also has two anuses, ..."

What?

Re-read... The farmer from... also has two anuses."

Okay, slow down and read that one more time...

Oh! Whew!

Laughing



ROTFLMAO Squinny! I had to read it several times too. Then I saw Bear's response, "Hey Pig" and had to ROTFLMAO once again.

Thanks for the laughs BumbleBee, Squinney, & Bear!!!
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Sat 7 Jul, 2007 06:27 am
Nancy Pelosi being hugged by Bill & Hillary.
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Sat 7 Jul, 2007 06:56 am
shiksa has 6 legs?
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