G'day Tuesday,
"I have it on good authority that you are from Texas and a jackeroo"
There be only two things wrong with that statement, unless it was from the Transit Authority and no way would I ever be seen with a sheep
well not unless it was one of those cute fluffy ones.
My impeccable informant tells me that you are a 300 pound steel worker with six kids and an outside dunny! Likes crossword puzzles, has a ravishing smile with a twinkle in her eyes. Which is strange, because from your writing I always pictured you as a miner.
"I wonder if you have even put a foot on Aussie soil."
Are you pulling my chain? I used to practically live in the Earls Court Road.
"I stayed in bed until it got a little warmer."
Struth Tuesday, that sounds like Pom Sydneysiders talk. Here, let me throw another Dingo on the fire.
"Is it true everything is bigger in Texas?"
Hang on; I'll just check
well, from the size of it, it sure looks a biggie...
However it comes second to Alaska in total area
.(What! What are you talking about?)
BTW Did you know that your city was designed by an American? I would also like to apologize for bufo marinus, have your people call mine to work something out.
In the dreamtime; slip an extra shrimp on the barbie for me will ya?