So Many Times After I Post A Thread Stops In It's Tracks

Stop poking me with those tentacle things!

ewwww.

I think you should get double points for starting a thread and then being the last to pathetically post on it. Sometimes with as few as two responses.

Try starting a thread about the US Supreme Court.

(Snooze)

Joe(maybe this bump will get this going........ no. It's dead)Nation

The problem is shapeless is so undifferentiated as to be uninfluential, you need to change your name to shape-full or shape-more or shaping or....

And caribou needs spicier avatar and name. Something like venison with an avatar showing a slab of raw bloddy meat.

Indeed. I've killed a full 31.5% of my own threads. Clearly, no one is safe from my sickly sweet lullabye of death, not even myself. Sure, I'll get a few bites here and there in my threads, but these are merely oases of false hope in my otherwise unending landscape of despair.

Shapeless. I'm as impressed as hell. 25 percent! You're truly gifted.

Okay Shapeless; my hat's off to you on the overall kill ratio (very impressive), but I've go you manhandled on the pathetic act of killing one's own threads: 33 of 71 for a whopping 46%.

Hey, you're suppose to be tied up, Bill

I didn't realize I'd been noticed...

If someone stood up in a crowd
And raised his voice up way out loud
And waved his arm
And shook his leg
You'd notice him

If someone in a movie show
Yelled "fired in the second row,
This whole place is a powder keg!"
You'd notice him

And even without clucking like a hen
Everyone gets noticed, now and then,
Unless, of course, that personage should be
Invisible, inconsequential me!

Cellophane
Mister cellophane
Should have been my name !!!!
Mister cellophane
'cause you can look right through me
Walk right by me
And never know I'm there!

I tell ya
Cellophane
Mister cellophane
Should have been my name
Mister cellophane
'cause you can look right through me walk right by me
And never know I'm there. . .

Suppose you was a little cat
Residin' in a person's flat
Who fed you fish and scratched your ears?
You'd notice him

Suppose you was a woman wed
And sleepin' in a double bed beside one man for seven years
You'd notice him

A human being's made of more than air
With all that bulk, you're bound to see him there

Unless that human bein' next to you
Is unimpressive, undistinguished
You know who. . .

Should have been my name
Mister cellophane
'cause you can look right through me
Walk right by me
And never know I'm there
I tell ya
Cellophane
Mister cellophane
Should have been my name
Mister cellophane
'cause you can look right through me
Walk right by me
And never know I'm there
Never even know I'm there

That's what I do. I notice stuff

I noticed you too, Bill. Thanks for joining group therapy for Threadkillers. You and shapeless have made me feel better about myself.

I'll bet.

Not bad. Not bad at all. Between the two of us, OB, we could probably wipe out the entire A2K population twice over.

I had one thread that I started and I killed it.
So 100% kill ratio on my own threads.

I think I'm only a danger to myself.

edgar once referred to himself as a gnat on A2K. You guys may have to ribbons for kill rates and ratios, but I am by far the queen gnat.