They'd at least have to be hungry first.
dlowan wrote:joefromchicago wrote:I estimate that my cat would start eating my face about 10-15 minutes before I died.
Leave out kibble as a matter of course.
That way, you may get to die in peace.
Alternatively...practice being dead, and scare the hell out of the cat as soon as it ttakes the first nibble....
I think the alternative here is a good test run for you, joe. Set up a video camera first though -- you can show it at movie night.
I must admit, dlowan's suggestion about playing dead and scaring the hell out of the cat strikes me as delightfully diabolical.