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Is this really how it is in the ER?

 
 
Miller
 
Reply Mon 28 May, 2007 02:41 pm
My Turn: 10 Educational Hours at the ER
What you can learn about the health-care system in 10 not-so-easy hours.


By Steve Staley
Newsweek
Updated: 5:01 p.m. ET May 25, 2007

May 25, 2007 - Having spent a sleepless night with a bit too much pain in my abdomen, I informed my wife I was suffering from another bout with diverticulitis. I was also forced to admit I had consumed a bag of microwave popcorn, a definite no-no for someone with no intestinal fortitude.

She called the local medical clinic for an appointment. I protested because the last time we showed up with the same problem, they merely sent us on to the emergency room, adding an additional $65 to our bill. We got in to the clinic at around 10 a.m. The doctor said: "While it appears to be diverticulitis, we must be sure. Please go straight to an ER."

We arrived at the large midtown hospital here in Kansas City. This facility is known to be well equipped with a staff of good physicians. The ER seemed pretty busy for noon, but we signed in and waited to see the triage nurse.

After a long hour, we were called over to be triaged. During the exam, we asked about the apparent backlog of patients. The nurse admitted that many had been waiting for several hours, and that it would be several more hours before we could be seen. That's when the parade of the ill and dramatically injured began:

A fellow came in who had nearly sliced his finger off and had wrapped it tightly in a now blood-soaked bandage. When I saw him, I told myself I must let him go before me, given his much more serious condition. I hurt just looking at him. A while later, a woman showed up with a blood-soaked towel around her head. She had to be assisted by several other women. They told the admitting clerk that the woman's head had been pinned between a car and a tree when her 3-year-old let the car out of gear. She was miserable and throwing up into a wastebasket. The clerk told her to please take a seat in the waiting room and someone would call her name. The severity of their situations encouraged me to keep my mouth shut and wait my turn.

Five hours went by and we were appalled as case after case of serious issues appeared. We began thinking we would need to wait all night with no viable alternatives.

At about the seven-hour mark, a crusty thirtysomething fellow started raising a storm. He demanded the admitting clerk call an ambulance to take him to another hospital to be treated. While he was very loud and a bit rough in appearance, he never said anything improper. When the clerk refused, he asked whether there was anyone who would loan him a cell phone to call an ambulance. He called the local Veterans Hospital and told them that this hospital had informed him of a likely five-hour wait. He said he had been in an accident, had a splitting headache and couldn't see straight. He predicted he could be dead before he was even examined here. His performance was somewhat entertaining and even satisfying to many of us in the waiting room. He left and it was quiet again. Again, my conscience told me to keep my own mouth shut; all I had was a bad tummy ache.

Eight full hours after I had signed in, my name was called. I glanced sympathetically at the fellow with his finger barely hanging on and quickly jumped up to follow the nurse. (Really sorry, dude, hope it all worked out for you!)

No scan was ordered, just a conversation with the very competent ER doctor who concurred with my diagnosis of diverticulitis?-which occurs when the lower intestine becomes inflamed or infected. Then the doctor and I discovered that we had a common interest in sushi and spent more time sharing notes on where to go for good Japanese food than we did on the medical issue.

We asked the doctor how to avoid spending a day in the ER just to get antibiotics. She explained that had I arrived in an ambulance, I would have received immediate treatment; ambulances were handled immediately. After 10 hours at the hospital, I left with a prescription and a first-class education in the ER crisis. Trust me, it is real.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 28 May, 2007 02:50 pm
I do feel for the guy with the splitting headache. Head trauma should be treated right away. I wonder if he made it?
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 28 May, 2007 02:52 pm
That was me, Nick. I'm ok. Thanks for asking.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 28 May, 2007 03:06 pm
Thank god Gus. Be more careful whe putting the tractor i reverse.
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Miller
 
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Reply Mon 28 May, 2007 06:09 pm
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
I'm ok. Thanks for asking.


You look like you're vitamin-deficient.
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nimh
 
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Reply Mon 28 May, 2007 06:19 pm
But just keep telling yourself: the US health care system is the best in the world!
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Miller
 
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Reply Mon 28 May, 2007 06:29 pm
How about a visit to an ER in Liberia?
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 28 May, 2007 06:41 pm
My sister, battling Dengue Fever in Tonga, knew she was in trouble when she saw a cat walk by her hospital bed
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nimh
 
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Reply Mon 28 May, 2007 07:09 pm
Miller wrote:
How about a visit to an ER in Liberia?

Yeah, cause "best of the world" = "better than Liberia"?

How about in Holland? Never heard of such scenes. But then again health insurance is mandatory (and subsidized for the poor) in our country. So we dont have millions of uninsured who cant afford to go to a regular GP, and therefore just wait with complaints till theyre bad enough to go to the ER with them.

I'm only mentioning this in the first place because of the hundred-times repeated claim here on A2K that "America's health care system is the best in the world".. stupid bit of chauvinism that keeps many American conservatives from learning from other countries' examples.
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dadpad
 
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Reply Mon 28 May, 2007 08:18 pm
Many years ago my father was diagnosed as being gravely ill. Arrangements were made for him to be flown from the small country town where he lived by air ambulance to the capital city where I lived for treatment.
It was about 10.00 pm when we got the call so my wife and I headed straight in to the ER.

The plane did not arrive for some time and overall diagnosis and stabilising treatment took much of the night.

Sitting in the ER for most of the night was perhaps one of the most entertaining 6 hours I have ever spent, Especially around 2.00 am when the night clubs began to close.

The triage sister was one of the grumpiest people I have ever met but the skill and efficiancy she showed in ordering up cases as they arrived was amazing.

CJ has that same quality about her
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nimh
 
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Reply Mon 28 May, 2007 08:21 pm
You calling CJ one of the grumpiest people you've ever met? Razz
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dadpad
 
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Reply Mon 28 May, 2007 08:32 pm
nimh wrote:
You calling CJ one of the grumpiest people you've ever met? Razz


I can run pretty fast. Laughing




Actually meant efficiant no nonsense type.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Mon 28 May, 2007 08:41 pm
No, no, you can leave it at most grumpiest, dadpad. Laughing
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Miller
 
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Reply Tue 29 May, 2007 03:39 am
nimh wrote:


How about in Holland?


I'd rather go to an ER in a Boston hospital, affliated with Harvard Medical School. But you can go to an ER in Holland if you wish.
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Miller
 
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Reply Tue 29 May, 2007 03:40 am
nimh wrote:
You calling CJ one of the grumpiest people you've ever met? Razz


If there's name calling, the incidents should be reported to the Moderator.
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Miller
 
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Reply Tue 29 May, 2007 03:42 am
NickFun wrote:
I do feel for the guy with the splitting headache. Head trauma should be treated right away. I wonder if he made it?


If he didn't we'll soon be seeing a followup in one of law journals.
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dadpad
 
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Reply Tue 29 May, 2007 05:09 am
Miller wrote:
nimh wrote:
You calling CJ one of the grumpiest people you've ever met? Razz


If there's name calling, the incidents should be reported to the Moderator.


I agree.

dadpad, you are a moron. sod off and do something constructive for a change.
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Noddy24
 
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Reply Tue 29 May, 2007 08:36 am
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My sister, battling Dengue Fever in Tonga, knew she was in trouble when she saw a cat walk by her hospital bed




....and the cat was carrying a large, not-quite-dead rodent whose fleas were deserting by the hundreds.
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Miller
 
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Reply Tue 29 May, 2007 11:08 am
Noddy24 wrote:
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My sister, battling Dengue Fever in Tonga, knew she was in trouble when she saw a cat walk by her hospital bed




....and the cat was carrying a large, not-quite-dead rodent whose fleas were deserting by the hundreds.


I hope your sister didn't try the hospital soup...
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