True
The person below me always sleeps well at night.
True
The person below me usually read something before going to sleep.
True
The person below me gets a daily newspaper.
True
The person below me loves Aussie soapies.
False
The person below me will be playing billiards tonight.
False (on the computer

)
The person below me is a careful driver.
True, unless I've had a few beers and taking part in a motorway burn up with traffic cops.
The next poster has just run out of clean underwear, and is seriously considering going into the neighbours garden and stealing those purple Y fronts that are hanging on their washing line.
False (I'm not a snow-dropper

)
The person below me just had a couple of pints.
Beer, no (sadly). Tea, yes.
The next person wears socks and sandals on the beach.
False
The person below me is on his lunch break.
False. It is late at night now.
The person below me is on his breakfast.
True
The person below me smokes 10 cigarettes a day.
False
the person below me has one brother
True
The person below me has been out of town for a few days.
False
The person below me gets homesick
Only when I have to go out and work all day.
The next poster wants to come round to my place and do all my housework.
absolutely true
the person below me likes ice cream sandwiches
True
The person below me has a weird sense of humour.
false
the person below me has never heard of sarcasm.
True
The person below me is going to explain 'sarcasm' to me.