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Outside my local bottleshop it always smells of cat piss....

 
 
dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 24 May, 2007 07:04 am
Noddy24 wrote:
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Perhaps the smell arouses their territorial instincts?

After all, it just takes the first trail-marking tomcat to start a tradition.



Hiking across yards of barren concrete, no food anywhere, just to piss on someone else's piss?




Australian feral cats may all be creatures of the bush, but in civilized countries urban feral toms take their territorial imperatives very seriously. Why use the doorway of the bottle shop as a latrine? Because it is there.

Farmerman--

A bottle shop is a State Store.



What the hell is a state store?



patiodog wrote:
It's guard-cat piss, of course. After hours, the cat is chained out front to ward off would be burglars and to discourage loitering. You don't see the guard-cat during the day time because he's got a little efficiency apartment across town, where he grows basil in pots on the windowsill.


That's my favourite explanation so far!


However, it isn't true.


As I said in my first post, I drive past there late at night, when it is closed...there be no puddy tats there at all.


gustavratzenhofer wrote:
msolga, we never talk anymore. We seem to have drifted apart.

What went wrong?

Where did the magic go?



Don't you be a tomcatting on MY thread, Gus!


Go caterwaul at Msolga on HER threads!
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msolga
 
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Reply Thu 24 May, 2007 07:06 am
dlowan wrote:
Go caterwaul at Msolga on HER threads!


I'm shocked by this, Deb

Truly shocked.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 24 May, 2007 07:08 am
msolga wrote:
We could, couldn't we?

I'd like that!

But right now do you think we should do the right thing & talk about cat pee, given that this is what Deb's thread is about?



Amen!


Or, something funny and witty pertaining thereto.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Thu 24 May, 2007 07:08 am
Ok, cat pee it is. Last I fired up a couple slices of pizza. I was quite hungry and as I finished the first slice of pizza and turned toward the table I noticed the last slice was no longer there but rather on the floor where my cat had placed it and was now in the process of consuming. I let out a scream and charged the cat, scaring the piss out of her.

Is that appropriate for this thread?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 24 May, 2007 07:09 am
msolga wrote:
dlowan wrote:
Go caterwaul at Msolga on HER threads!


I'm shocked by this, Deb

Truly shocked.



Why?


Danged old feral's been after you for years.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 24 May, 2007 07:10 am
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
Ok, cat pee it is. Last I fired up a couple slices of pizza. I was quite hungry and as I finished the first slice of pizza and turned toward the table I noticed the last slice was no longer there but rather on the floor where my cat had placed it and was now in the process of consuming. I let out a scream and charged the cat, scaring the piss out of her.

Is that appropriate for this thread?



It is the first babysteps of being appropriate, yes.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Thu 24 May, 2007 07:11 am
I guess I never realized how possessive people were of their threads.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 24 May, 2007 07:13 am
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
I guess I never realized how possessive people were of their threads.



Fer crissake......I thought you were about to piss on it to mark your territory!


The last thing I want is a THREAD reeking of tomcat piss.
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msolga
 
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Reply Thu 24 May, 2007 07:14 am
Laughing Is that so?

But that wasn't what my shock was about.

Ah not to worry.

Cat's pee, let's continue about cat's pee ...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 24 May, 2007 07:16 am
msolga wrote:
Laughing Is that so?

But that wasn't what my shock was about.

Ah not to worry.

Cat's pee, let's continue about cat's pee ...




What was your shock about?


We must know!
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Thu 24 May, 2007 07:17 am
http://www.threadless.com/subs/big/67929.gif
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 24 May, 2007 07:20 am
(Psssst! Your fly's undone!)
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Thu 24 May, 2007 07:22 am
Oh. Indeed it is. Thank you.
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Noddy24
 
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Reply Thu 24 May, 2007 07:58 am
Dlowan--

In Pennsylvania all hard liquor is sold in state-operated retail stores--"State Stores" (or stupor markets). Because tourists and other free-spenders don't recognize "State Store" the Commonwealth of PA is changing the signs to "Wine and Spirits Shop".

http://www.lcb.state.pa.us/app/Retail/Storeloc.asp
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farmerman
 
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Reply Thu 24 May, 2007 08:34 am
I THINK WE NEED TO HAVE AN INREVENTION WITH DEB. METHINKS THAT SHES BEEN HITTING THE PRODUCT A BIT.
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farmerman
 
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Reply Thu 24 May, 2007 08:37 am
OR, she could have a brain tumopr. "Ghost smells" are one of the first symptoms. Followed by bouts of irascibility
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 24 May, 2007 09:05 am
farmerman wrote:
OR, she could have a brain tumopr. "Ghost smells" are one of the first symptoms. Followed by bouts of irascibility



IT'S JUST ******* CAT PISS!!
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farmerman
 
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Reply Thu 24 May, 2007 09:52 am
Now Im worried. She taking on the personality of Om Sig
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Chai
 
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Reply Thu 24 May, 2007 11:20 am
I can't imagine why dlowan is spending good money on bottles of cat piss.

Maybe that's why she's yelling so much.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 24 May, 2007 11:44 am
The wabbit drinks cat pee ? ! ? ! ?

Well, that may explain why she is so goofy.
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