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Wed 23 May, 2007 04:19 pm
Why?
It sits in an island of non food related shops.....
I NEVER see a cat lying drunk in the gutter...
I NEVER see cats clutching bottles hanging around...
In fact, I have never seen a cat drinking alcohol....
I never even see an actual cat there at all...even when I drive past really late, and the place is closed.
So...why do cats go to the piss (aussie slang for alcohol...as in "He's on the piss again", or "He's pissed", which means drunk here, not angry...to be angry you have to be pissed OFF....but I digress) shop to piss when they never get on the piss.
Are they taking the piss, or trying to piss us off, or there some arcane cat reason for this behaviour?
Perhaps the smell arouses their territorial instincts?
After all, it just takes the first trail-marking tomcat to start a tradition.
Maybe it's drunk hanging around in the doorway piss.
Noddy24 wrote:Perhaps the smell arouses their territorial instincts?
After all, it just takes the first trail-marking tomcat to start a tradition.
Hiking across yards of barren concrete, no food anywhere, just to piss on someone else's piss?
This makes as much sense as Iraq.
It's the boots, from Piss and Boots...
Some plants smell like cat piss. Are there any plants there?
Cats is the evil spawn of Satan--this is undeniable fact.
I suspect, Miss Wabbit, that cats is out to get you.
Chai wrote:Some plants smell like cat piss. Are there any plants there?
No....like I said it is a concrete jungle.
It's CAT PISS!!!
Setanta wrote:Cats is the evil spawn of Satan--this is undeniable fact.
I suspect, Miss Wabbit, that cats is out to get you.
Nah....cats adore me.
They're out to get everybody else.
I'm an ancillary casualty, or whatever the jargon is...what IS the jargon?
Setanta wrote:Collateral . . .
Thank you! That's the one....I'm just collateral damage.
It's sad, but these are the realities of modern cat pissing.
I'd come down there and piss but I'm afraid I can't seem to get up out of this gutter.
fishin wrote:I'd come down there and piss but I'm afraid I can't seem to get up out of this gutter.
YOU'RE the kind of cat I keep expecting to see but never do at the bottleshop.
Are you sure it's not just old beer smell?
Maybe you should just find a new hangout, and leave the bottleshop to the cats. Perhaps a park bench, or nearby dumpster ?
Sounds like someone's cooking up meth. The cat piss smell is a by-product.
Knew a guy in college that claimed to have a cattery... turned out that he was manufacturing meth, hooked on steroids, and became a burglar. And was studying to be a cop.
anyone have a eucalyptus bush in a pot? Eucalypti can smell like cat pee.
I know nothing about meth. Im afraid of that ****.
BTW, whats a "bottle shop"?
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