Outside my local bottleshop it always smells of cat piss....

Are you sure it's not just old beer smell?

Maybe you should just find a new hangout, and leave the bottleshop to the cats. Perhaps a park bench, or nearby dumpster ?

Sounds like someone's cooking up meth. The cat piss smell is a by-product.

Knew a guy in college that claimed to have a cattery... turned out that he was manufacturing meth, hooked on steroids, and became a burglar. And was studying to be a cop.

anyone have a eucalyptus bush in a pot? Eucalypti can smell like cat pee.
I know nothing about meth. Im afraid of that ****.

BTW, whats a "bottle shop"?

Interesting that Australians and Canadians use "pissed" and "pissed off" the same way ...





It's a slow news night here.

anyone have a eucalyptus bush in a pot? Eucalypti can smell like cat pee.

anyone have a eucalyptus bush in a pot? Eucalypti can smell like cat pee.

No, it's CAT PISS!!!!

What IS it with you people?

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No, it's CAT PISS!!!!

What IS it with you people?

The smell of cat piss is just (primarily) ammonia, anything that produces ammonia is going to smell like it...

The next thing you'll know will be a herd of stampeding cows eating all the rats around.


Are you sure it's not basil? Basil often smells like cat piss. I know you said it's CAT PISS....but are you sure? Are you?

Perhaps the smell arouses their territorial instincts?

After all, it just takes the first trail-marking tomcat to start a tradition.



Hiking across yards of barren concrete, no food anywhere, just to piss on someone else's piss?

IS THERE A METH LAB COOKIN' IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD?



Many people may be unaware that they're living near a meth lab. Meth labs turn up in houses, barns, apartments, trailers, campers, cabins and motel rooms - even the backs of pickups. The equipment for a meth lab can be as small as to fit in a duffel bag, a cardboard box or the trunk of a car.

Here are some things to look for in identifying a meth lab:

Unusual, strong odors (like cat urine, ether, ammonia, acetone or other chemicals).
Residences with windows blacked out.
Renters who pay their landlords in cash. (Most drug dealers trade exclusively in cash.)
Lots of traffic - people coming and going at unusual times. There may be little traffic during the day, but at night the activity increases dramatically.
Excessive trash including large amounts of items such as: antifreeze containers, lantern fuel cans, red chemically stained coffee filters, drain cleaner and duct tape.
Unusual amounts of clear glass containers being brought into the home.
Windows blacked out or covered by aluminum foil, plywood, sheets, blankets, etc.
Secretive / protective area surrounding the residence (like video cameras, alarm systems, guard dogs, reinforced doors, electrified fencing).
Persons exiting the structure to smoke
Little traffic during the day, but high traffic at late hours; including different vehicles arriving and staying for short periods of time.
Little or no mail, furniture, visible trash and no newspaper delivery.
Presence of the following items could indicate the existence of a meth lab:

Alcohol
Ether
Benzene
Toluene/Paint Thinner
Freon
Acetone
Chloroform
Camp Stove Fuel/Coleman Fuel
Starting Fluid
Anhydrous Ammonia
"Heet"
White Gasoline
Phenyl-2-Propane
Phenylacetone
Phenylpropanolamine
Iodine Crystals
Red Phosphorous
Black Iodine
Lye (Red Devil Lye)
Drano
Muriatic/Hydrochloric Acid
Battery Acid/Sulfuric Acid
Epsom Salts
Batteries/Lithium
Sodium Metal
Wooden Matches
Propane Cylinders
Hot Plates
Ephedrine (over-the-counter)
Cold Tablets
Bronchodialators
Energy Boosters
Rock Salt
Diet Aids

No, it's CAT PISS!!!!

What IS it with you people?

Was he a good burglar? Sounds, what with the steroids and all, as though he might have been a mite grumpy.

farmerman wrote:

BTW, whats a "bottle shop"?

It's a place where you buy alcohol in various forms.

msolga, we never talk anymore. We seem to have drifted apart.

What went wrong?

Where did the magic go?