What does Sheryl Crow smell like?

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http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2007-04-24-sheryl-crow-TP_N.htm

I'm sure this has been mentioned a few times here, even though I haven't seen a thread on it.

One sheet per restroom visit?

Is this another way of saying, "I never want oral sex again," or "I'm trying to fit in with smelly hippies?" She must smell like a combination of a nursery school and shame from self-degradation.

This is why I hate celebrities.

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It was a joke.

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You must not know slappy, or you would know that he knows that was a joke.
He's real funny himself. Just ask him.

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I didn't read too much into it and didn't know it was a joke. I still hate celebrities.

Snood, I'm funnier than cancer, which is more than you can say about yourself.

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I personally prefer Slap's sense of humor over a poke in the eye with a sharp stick, and i feel certain he knows the high regard i have for him.

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Apparently the "it was only a joke" part came from her reps doing damage control.

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Mame wrote:

Apparently the "it was only a joke" part came from her reps doing damage control.

One does wonder if Miss Crow applies this remedy only to the common folk, and exempts her exalted self from this.

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The other question is the quality of the t.p. - is she using 2 ply or 4? One would expect the more expensive 4 ply to absorb more!

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They talked about this briefly on the CBC today. One person commented that Americans use 57 squares of TP per day, and said that some sources say that Americans use 100 squares per day.

Jeeze . . . maybe i'm a freak or something, but i can't imagine using 100 squares a day. Maybe i don't poop often enough.

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If those numbers are an average, then it applies to both genders, right? I think it safe to say that women use far more t.p. than do men, wouldn't you agree?

100 squares... how many would you use each time? Say a woman, using more than a man, uses an average of 12 sheets per event, that would mean she's in the loo 8 or 9 times a day.

I can see that, for someone who pees a lot.

What a topic Laughing

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It's funny, though. Definitely funnier than cancer.

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Well, Sheryl is a bit on the annorexic side, so her poop is probably
comparable to a quarter, and one sheet is sufficient for her.

As other celebrities pointed out, their ass i.e. food intake is considerably
bigger, thus resulting in a far greater cleanup job and more sheets.

However, in the larger scheme of protecting the environment and
global warming, the US could find far better economizing ways to safe
the planet. Signing the Kyoto agreement would have been one of them....

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Setana, I realize you hold a high regard for me, and greatly appreciate that compliment, it was one of the best I've ever received.

I go through a lot of toilet paper, which just further proves I'm full of sh!t.

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Ray Charles could see that.

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I probably use 100 sheets of toilet paper on shaving alone.

Except, of course, on days the scabs are still fresh.

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Maybe she means like one bed sheet a day.

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Or maybe she gets more mileage out of a square by using both sides.

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At least we now know the secret to mediocre music.

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Setanta wrote:

They talked about this briefly on the CBC today. One person commented that Americans use 57 squares of TP per day, and said that some sources say that Americans use 100 squares per day.

Jeeze . . . maybe i'm a freak or something, but i can't imagine using 100 squares a day. Maybe i don't poop often enough.

The more squares stuck to the bottom of your shoe or hanging out of your pants the funnier it is. Slapstick humor requires more toilet paper. Don't give us 'mericans none of that subtle humor.

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So, in the NYTimes magazine about three weeks ago, or, I dunno, four, there was an article about a couple going as green as they could for, I think, a year, including not using any toilet paper. Alas, I didn't save the link. He's writing a book about their experience.

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