That's a great one, Joe!
Reminds me of a dorm prank we played on the Snotty Bitch back in my college days. This girl was from an exclusive private school and lost no opportunity to let us know she was too good for the rest of us.
Her long-suffering roommate finally had enough and called about 15 of us together one Saturday night after Snotty Bitch had come in drunk and collapsed into bed. Now, the dorm floors were vinyl tile, no rugs. We all watched as Roommate carefully picked up all the bed linens around S.B.'s bed and placed them gingerly on top of S.B. so nothing was touching the floor.
Then Roommate brought out a can of lighter fluid. She squirted a thin line of the liquid on the floor all the way around the bed before she pulled out a Bic lighter.
We all begged her to let us be the one to do the honors. I didn't get to light it, but I'm proud to say that I was chosen to wake up Snotty Bitch just as someone lit the fluid.
The second she opened her eyes, there was a solid wall of flames surrounding her bed. It only lasted about 3 seconds, but that was enough. Snotty Bitch pissed all over herself, right in front of about 15 of us who were clapping and cheering.
It was a beautiful sight. Truly, a night to remember.
Where would the world be without people like Bear? It is people like him who keep the rest of us in line. They intimidate us into keeping our mouths shut.
(Well, most of the time. But that is a good thing, no doubt.)
a picture is worth 1000 words
Eva wrote:I have always wanted to confront those self-centered SOBs who think they're so important they can park in handicapped spots anytime they feel like it, as though the world revolves them. You know the kind I'm talking about. It's perfectly obvious they're not handicapped at all...
Some disabilities are not that obvious. When we think of people using handicapped spots, we usually think of people with orthopedic problems.........folks in wheelchairs and walkers, people using canes. What about a person who has cardiac, or respiratory problems, like chronic COPD? To the naked eye, those kinds of disabilities are not as obvious.
When pisses ME off (and I know a number of these people) are those who have valid handicapped stickers because of the disabilites of their spouses, parents, etc. They will use the sticker when the handicapped person is NOT in the car.
Eva wrote:Where would the world be without people like Bear? It is people like him who keep the rest of us in line. They intimidate us into keeping our mouths shut.
(Well, most of the time. But that is a good thing, no doubt.)
Eva squinney and I may be in Oklahoma this summer and if so we are going to try and meet some ok/texas A2Kers. then you will be able to see first hand how intimidating 5'7" 140 some lbs. of snarling Bear actually is.
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:Eva wrote:Where would the world be without people like Bear? It is people like him who keep the rest of us in line. They intimidate us into keeping our mouths shut.
(Well, most of the time. But that is a good thing, no doubt.)
Eva squinney and I may be in Oklahoma this summer and if so we are going to try and meet some ok/texas A2Kers. then you will be able to see first hand how intimidating 5'7" 140 some lbs. of snarling Bear actually is.
Just teasing you, Bear!
I would dearly LOVE to meet the two of you this summer if you pass this way! Are you bringing any of the cubs, too?
as for you Chai I may be only 140 + but it's 140+ of dynamite with an 8" fuse....
