Ladies' parts groomer (PS... if you're looking to get a Brazilian wax job? Don't go to a person who claims to be a Ladies' parts groomer. It's really sketchy and they likely have malicious ideas in mind... or best case scenario... don't know what the hell they are doing).
Oreo cookies. Not that I have a problem with Oreo cookies. I just don't have any in my house right now. I do have some Trader Joe's Neapolitan knockoff style Oreos in my kitchen.