Google's new free internet access to your home

Reply Sun 1 Apr, 2007 09:43 pm
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Reply Sun 1 Apr, 2007 09:47 pm
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Reply Sun 1 Apr, 2007 09:56 pm
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Reply Sun 1 Apr, 2007 10:25 pm
osso... you dirty rat!
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Reply Mon 2 Apr, 2007 10:53 am
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Reply Mon 2 Apr, 2007 11:25 am
Osso, is this an April fool thing?
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Reply Mon 2 Apr, 2007 11:56 am
Yes, Spider... done by Google itself.
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Reply Wed 1 Apr, 2009 08:06 pm
The Google OZ April Fool's Day trick was a rather clever send-up of one of the codes of football. A ball that helped guide your kicks, and called an sports agent if you were kicking very well. Quite well thought out!
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Reply Wed 1 Apr, 2009 08:30 pm
HaHa! Very funny, osso! :


Installing a typical home TiSP system is a quick, easy and largely sanitary process -- provided you follow these step-by-step instructions very, very carefully.

#1 Remove the spindle of fiber-optic cable from your TiSP installation kit.

#2 Attach the sinker to the loose end of the cable, take one safe step backward and drop this weighted end into your toilet.

#3 Grasp both ends of the spindle firmly while a friend or loved one flushes, thus activating the patented GFlushâ„¢ system, which sends the weighted cable surfing through the plumbing system to one of the thousands of TiSP Access Nodes.

#4 When the GFlush is complete, the spindle will (or at least should) have largely unraveled, exposing a connector at the remaining end. Detach the cable from the spindle, taking care not to allow the cable to slip into the toilet.

#5 Plug the fiber-optic cable into your TiSP wireless router, which has a specially designed counterweight to withstand the centripetal force of flushing.

#6 Insert the TiSP installation CD and run the setup utility to install the Google Toolbar (required) and the rest of the TiSP software, which will automatically configure your computer's network settings.

#7 Within sixty minutes -- assuming proper data flow -- the other end of your fiber-optic cable should have reached the nearest TiSP Access Node, where our Plumbing Hardware Dispatchers (PHDs) will remove the sinker and plug the line into our global data networking system.

#8 Congratulations, you're online! (Please wash your hands before surfing.)

Note: If you have any difficulty installing, operating or simply living with TiSP, we suggest joining the TiSP Help Group.


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