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dlowan
 
Reply Sun 1 Apr, 2007 06:57 pm
Well, I am.


It sucks.



C'm'ere and I'll bite yer bloody kneecaps off!




Grrrrrrr........
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roger
 
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Reply Sun 1 Apr, 2007 07:04 pm
Wish I could help. I'm feeling kind of frivolous, myself, but it will pass.

Ta ta!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 1 Apr, 2007 07:11 pm
roger wrote:
Wish I could help. I'm feeling kind of frivolous, myself, but it will pass.

Ta ta!



How do you know it will pass?
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boomerang
 
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Reply Sun 1 Apr, 2007 07:11 pm
Yes, I can help. I want you to sing with me and I want you to make the happy talking hand puppet motion while you sing.

This will make you feel better. I promise!

Ready?






Set?









Go!

Quote:

Happy talk, keep talkin' happy talk,
Talk about things you'd like to do.
You got to have a dream,
If you don't have a dream,
How you gonna have a dream come true?

Talk about the moon floatin' in the sky
Lookin' at a lily on the lake;
Talk about a bird learnin' how to fly.
Makin' all the music he can make.

Happy talk, keep talkin' happy talk,
Talk about things you'd like to do.
You got to have a dream,
If you don't have a dream,
How you gonna have a dream come true?

Talk about the sparrow lookin' like a toy
Pickin' through the broaches of a tree;
Talk about the girl, talk about the boy
Countin' all the ripples on the sea.

Happy talk, keep talkin' happy talk,
Talk about things you'd like to do.
You got to have a dream,
If you don't have a dream
How you gonna have a dream come true?

Talk about the boy sayin' to the girl:
"Golly, baby, I'm a lucky cause."
Talk about the girl sayin' to the boy:
"You an' me is lucky to be us!"

Happy talk, keep talkin' happy talk,
Talk about things you'd like to do.
You got to have a dream,
If you don't have a dream
How you gonna have a dream come true?

If you don't talk happy,
And you never have dream,
Then you'll never have a dream come true!

[Spoken]
It's good idea, you like?
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martybarker
 
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Reply Sun 1 Apr, 2007 07:12 pm
Try a pint of double chocolate fudge brownie icecream. That might help.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Sun 1 Apr, 2007 07:16 pm
How about some hair colour?

It pepped me right up to pull out the orange and red dyes and get to work this morning.

~~~~~~~

We could sing the Happy song and feed you ice cream while your hair's marinating. Roger could dance with frivolous abandon.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 1 Apr, 2007 07:19 pm
<b>Glinda the Good Witch of the North</b> wrote:
Yes, I can help. I want you to sing with me and I want you to make the happy talking hand puppet motion while you sing.

This will make you feel better. I promise!

Ready?






Set?









Go!

Quote:

Happy talk, keep talkin' happy talk,
Talk about things you'd like to do.
You got to have a dream,
If you don't have a dream,
How you gonna have a dream come true?

Talk about the moon floatin' in the sky
Lookin' at a lily on the lake;
Talk about a bird learnin' how to fly.
Makin' all the music he can make.

Happy talk, keep talkin' happy talk,
Talk about things you'd like to do.
You got to have a dream,
If you don't have a dream,
How you gonna have a dream come true?

Talk about the sparrow lookin' like a toy
Pickin' through the broaches of a tree;
Talk about the girl, talk about the boy
Countin' all the ripples on the sea.

Happy talk, keep talkin' happy talk,
Talk about things you'd like to do.
You got to have a dream,
If you don't have a dream
How you gonna have a dream come true?

Talk about the boy sayin' to the girl:
"Golly, baby, I'm a lucky cause."
Talk about the girl sayin' to the boy:
"You an' me is lucky to be us!"

Happy talk, keep talkin' happy talk,
Talk about things you'd like to do.
You got to have a dream,
If you don't have a dream
How you gonna have a dream come true?

If you don't talk happy,
And you never have dream,
Then you'll never have a dream come true!

[Spoken]
It's good idea, you like?



Ok...let me savour the true nuance of this idea.


You want me to act as though I have my hand stuck up the furry fundament of some damn puppet, and sing ridiculous lyrics?



From my cold, dead mouth!


martybarker wrote:
Try a pint of double chocolate fudge brownie icecream. That might help.




That'll make me fat.


Sighs lugubriously.

But thank you both very much.
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LionTamerX
 
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Reply Sun 1 Apr, 2007 07:19 pm
I think the wabbit needs a VooDoo doll...

Always cheers me up, but I'm funny that way.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 1 Apr, 2007 07:20 pm
<b>Charity Hope Valentine</b> wrote:
How about some hair colour?

It pepped me right up to pull out the orange and red dyes and get to work this morning.

~~~~~~~

We could sing the Happy song and feed you ice cream while your hair's marinating. Roger could <img> with frivolous abandon.


Just dyed.


It's too dark.


You think Roger rogering some helpless hamsters is gonna help?
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sun 1 Apr, 2007 07:21 pm
You need soul food, dlowan

http://www.margaretesfinechocolates.com/chocolate-covered-strawberry-image-sm.jpg

http://www.originalfishcompany.com/images/menus/dessert/dessert.jpg

http://www.bigboy.com/images/dessert.jpg
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 1 Apr, 2007 07:24 pm
LionTamerX wrote:
I think the wabbit needs a VooDoo doll...

Always cheers me up, but I'm <img> that way.



I like the way that dark, cavernous, labyrinthine little mind works....






<b>Mata Hari</b> wrote:
You need soul food, <b>Bunny O'Hare</b>

http://www.margaretesfinechocolates.com/chocolate-covered-strawberry-image-sm.jpg

http://www.originalfishcompany.com/images/menus/dessert/dessert.jpg

http://www.bigboy.com/images/dessert.jpg




Funny...no appeal.....but I DO fancy some laksa, or steamed yum cha....



But I just had my muesli.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sun 1 Apr, 2007 07:27 pm
Soak in the tub

http://www.henrysmarkets.com/content/woman-in-bathtub_hen.jpg


get a great massage

http://www.fitnesswest.org/massage.jpg
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sun 1 Apr, 2007 07:28 pm
Afterwards you get some seafood laksa

http://static.deliaonline.com/images/originals/seafood_laksa-26086.jpg
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littlek
 
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Reply Sun 1 Apr, 2007 07:29 pm
Is your hair too short for pig tails?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 1 Apr, 2007 07:31 pm
You know...I damn nearly bought one of those massage seats (the things you put on a chair, not a galumphing massage chair)...I tried it and it was HEAVEN!!!

I wanted to buy it.


They were out of them.



I also tried a foot massager. The demo model didn't work....and they were out of them.






I slunk dankly off.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sun 1 Apr, 2007 07:31 pm
Some great music

http://eddy.uni-duisburg.de/joerg/bild/moers99/mars2.jpg
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 1 Apr, 2007 07:31 pm
<b>Tough Krissy</b> wrote:
Is your hair too short for pig tails?



Oh my yes!!!
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littlek
 
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Reply Sun 1 Apr, 2007 07:33 pm
Sometimes that works for me.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sun 1 Apr, 2007 07:34 pm
...and good company. That should make you feel better, hm?

http://www.worldriders2.com/JournalPics_13_1/1hAss2Rab%20024%20(Small).jpg
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bermbits
 
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Reply Sun 1 Apr, 2007 07:58 pm
So you're feeling Grumpy, eh? Well, tell him to step aside so Doc and Dopey, and Sneezy and the others can have a chance.
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