Whodathunk that a bone could lead to such hilarity?
It's funny how these threads sometimes infect your head. Last night, drifting off to sleep, I was thinking:
Tonight on a very special Mystery Bone a racist moves into the neighborhood and accuses one of our bachelor fathers of being a pedophile.....
That's at least season three....
DrewDad wrote:Episode Five "Studs"
Ben, Dave, and Peter begin work on repairing the damage to Lauren's house, beginning with re-framing a damaged wall. Naturally, they find a lost bone behind the stove.
Lots of sight gags of Peter getting flustered around the guys, and lots of throwaway double entendres.
"Where do you need this tool?" "Let me grab that for you." "Is that tight enough?" "Better look under the bottom...." "You need to really beat on it!"
Lauren comes to check on the progress, and naturally the testosterone ramps up.
Ben and Dave finally place the wall, straining and slightly bent at the waist. "How does this look?"
Lauren and Peter both sigh and reply, "Looks great!" Lauren looks at Peter and comes to The Realization.
I'm drawing a blank on a 2001 reference though...
Just have the soundtrack playing "Also Sprach Zarathustra".
We'll have to use "take a stress pill" at some point.
[Hal's voice]I'm sorry, Drew, I can't do that.[/Hal's voice]
ground control to major tom?
