Quote:One of the single men should be a closet gay
He(Peter--jokes to follow) tells Lauren the truth but swears her to secrecy because he's the music director at the nearby church of some unspecified Christian sect.
"I realized I was hot for Jesus, but not in the usual way."
They share observations about men and he is her safe date.
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Episode Two "Who's Flat?"
The buxom ex-of bachelor two (Ben- he's Jewish, dark curly hair and built)(she's a whiney control freak and the only Jewish American Princess to be called heavy chested in 4000 years. ("Maybe my Polish grandmother was Russian.") arrives with the two kids. She's late. And husband races off with the kiddos in his car leaving her standing at the curb in front of his house looking at the deflated tire on her BMW.
She goes next door to Laren's, stepping by another dog bone on the porch, it's a running gag.
Lauren opens the door.
Ex-wife (Rachel) "I'm flat."
Long beat for sight gag to sink in.
Both women go out to the car to fix the tire.(Rachel is no longer on Ben's AAA policy)
A couple of bachelors arrive, neither has changed a tire. They pretend they know how.
Hilarity ensues.
Joe(The men have to be kind of dorky. It's for American TV)Nation