MacD using web access to lure to fat heaven

== Toxic Meat-Like Substance And Nice Streaming Porn ==
San Francisco Gate - Mark Molford

Soon, residents of the tech-happy region of S.F. will be able to order a Big Mac and wireless Internet access at the same time. McDonald's Corp., which already has been offering wireless Web access at 10 restaurants in NYC, is expanding the pilot program to dozens more restaurants spanning the SF Bay area. In the pilot program in Manhattan, patrons of the toxic and soul-stabbing fast-food chain are offered one hour of free Net access if they buy a combo meal, two hours if you order a three Big Macs and a SuperSize Coke and belch your name ten times, and free all-day access if you suddenly keel over and die from a massive meat-like crap-induced obesity-related coronary just from sitting in a McDonald's for more than two hours at a time and breathing in the overlit florescent chem-blasted air and sucking in the fumes from all the brightly colored molded plastic furniture and the creepy sense of icky prefab deep-fried apocalyptic doom.

After the hour is up, customers can pay $3 for another hour online. Or they can just smash themselves in the head with a brick until they fall unconscious.

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