He was cool. He got exiled to Siberia.
One night, several years ago, I was at this company dinner, and this know-it-all type of guy says to me, he says, "It's like Dostoevsky once said, "happy families are all alike, but every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way."
So I says to him, I says, "That....was Tolstoy."
Later on that night, he tried to tell me that escargot (es-car-go) should be pronounced the way it looks (es-car-got).
Some people just shouldn't be allowed out. Anyway, it's nice to hear from you, my Amigo. You're one fine hombre.