Things are not always what they appear to be

'Twas a cold winter's evening, the guests were all leaving, O'Leary was closing the bar,
When he turned and he said to the lady in red, "get out, you can't stay where you are."
She shed a sad tear in her bucket of beer as she thought of the cold night ahead,
When a gentleman dapper stepped out of the (phone booth) and these are the words that he said:
"Her mother never told her the things a young girl should know.
About the ways of college men, and how they come and go, (mostly....go).
Now age has taken her beauty, and sin has left its sad scar;
So remember your mothers and sisters, boys, and let her sleep under the bar

Great. We're back on topic.

It's dead. We mourned. Now, lets get on with our lives.

Dlowan, sharks usually leave a trail of victims, rarely being one themselves. So forgive us for not catching on to it right away.....

Concerning the chef who played this joke in the first place: It was Kitchenpete who did this, wasn't he?

How would you like to have your poor, decaying, carcase used in a practical joke?

Well, it will come to this as I have donated my body to science after death!

CalamityJane wrote:

Dlowan, sharks usually leave a trail of victims, rarely being one themselves. So forgive us for not catching on to it right away.....

Concerning the chef who played this joke in the first place: It was Kitchenpete who did this, wasn't he?

How would you like to have your poor, decaying, carcase used in a practical joke?

CalamityJane wrote:

Well, it will come to this as I have donated my body to science after death!

Knowing how women can be complicated, I think doctors are up to long years of research...

dlowan wrote:

CalamityJane wrote:

Dlowan, sharks usually leave a trail of victims, rarely being one themselves. So forgive us for not catching on to it right away.....

Concerning the chef who played this joke in the first place: It was Kitchenpete who did this, wasn't he?

How would you like to have your poor, decaying, carcase used in a practical joke?

I can't think of anything I'd like better actually....

thank goodness...