A2K VALENTINES MESSAGES.

Every Chick
Down in Chick-ville
Liked V-day a lot...

But the Butch,
Who lived just North of Chick-ville,
Did NOT!

The Butch hated V-day!
The whole V-day season!
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be that he could not get a wife.
It could be, perhaps, that he'd never been laid in his life.
But I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been that his dick was two sizes too small.

But,
Whatever the reason,
His frustration or dick,
He stood there on V-day Eve, hating the Chicks,
Staring down from his cave with a sour, impotent frown
At the warm lighted windows below in their town.
For he knew every Chick down in Chick-ville below
Was unattainable now, and would never bang him, even for dough.

DrewDad,
Before I add my poem I just have to say
your 2 poems - Dude-ville and Chick-ville are hilarious and you just made my day.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I know I will never be as smart as you,
I love your humor and your wit,
I love it more that you do not make me feel like such a twit,
You have made me laugh,
You have made me smile,
Sometimes I experience neither in quite a while,
You have made me angry,
You have made me cry,
But I do know you did not mean to Try
You seem to dodge my every question,
It makes me wonder are you secretely a politician,
I tend to blush and be awfully shy,
So I won't reveal my secret crush on Try

Shhh no one tell him I said this now

I don't have a funny or clever Valentines Day poem to post, but I would like to say I hope all the A2K posters had a wonderful Valentines Day and will have a year filled with love and happiness.

Roses in a vase,
Violets in a cup,
That *&$@#!) Gus
has stood me up!

Heeven! Good to see you!

right back atcha littlek

Now that is a very nice gesture. I know I am late, but Happy Belated Valentines Day to you too.