nobody to share valentines day with, so i've sent myself a singing telegram, suitable for somebody on their own
oh here comes the messenger now, how odd he's wearing a trenchcoat
he's beginning to sing
"roses are costly
for violets it's too chilly
so i'm staying home tomorrow
and playing with my

"
whoa, whoa, this is a family website, close that coat and get out of here
i apologise for that folks
please, as you were, move along, nothing to see here