Mame wrote:gustavratzenhofer wrote:I'm not sure how to respond to that, Nick, without hurting your feelings.
Let's just leave this one alone.
You're such a thoughtful old codger, and by gum you're cute in them overalls.
He should've gone with smorgs' "grape" joke. (see "Honk if you're getting laid New Years Eve" thread)
OK, so now I know, how to use "search", who Montana is, Montana's jugs are legendary, there sure are a lot of wiseasses on this site.
I need to know, more about Montana, where there are more pictures of Montana.
Montana, I am the lover you have been looking for.
Do you like pina coladas?
Vinny Z wrote:OK, so now I know, how to use "search", who Montana is, Montana's jugs are legendary, there sure are a lot of wiseasses on this site.
I need to know, more about Montana, where there are more pictures of Montana.
Montana, I am the lover you have been looking for.
Do you like pina coladas?
Do bears **** in the woods?
Montana, you really should hook up with Vinny. You got that poor boy all worked up.
Thanks for the laughs guys and I'm sorry I'm late. Gus stopped by with his tractor tonight and told me to get my ass over here.
Thanks Gus
gustavratzenhofer wrote:Montana, you really should hook up with Vinny. You got that poor boy all worked up.
Yeah, maybe you're right.
Hey Vinny, how's it goin?
Vinny Z wrote:OK, so now I know, how to use "search", who Montana is, Montana's jugs are legendary, there sure are a lot of wiseasses on this site.
I need to know, more about Montana, where there are more pictures of Montana.
Montana, I am the lover you have been looking for.
Do you like pina coladas?
Are you trying to get me drunk?
From here on things that initially go over Newbie heads will be refered to as "gettin' Vinnied."
Thanks for being a good sport, Vinny.
BTW, if your gonna start flirtin' around here you might wanna know that besides a bunch of wiseasses, there's a lot of horny wimmins that'll be here any minute vying for your attention ...and free drinks.
If you do your homework you will learn that apparently Montana has been suffering from a pretty long drought and is ready for some wet relief.....
squinney wrote:...BTW, if your gonna start flirtin' around here you might wanna know that besides a bunch of wiseasses, there's a lot of horny wimmins that'll be here any minute vying for your attention ...and free drinks.
Yeah. And some of us are even married.
Right, squinney?
(A free drink is a free drink.)
what could b better than someone buying the wife free drinks and getting her drunk and then getting to take care of the horny part yourself? nothing, that's what.
Get your hand off my thigh, Bear. I'm not squinney.
(When is he gonna get glasses?)
sorry Eva, are my hands cold?
:wink: 
