Two things about Montana.

Cute and sweet.

Cute and sweet? You never been to Montana have you?

Oh, and I suppose you've "been to" Montana? Is that what the kids are calling it these days, Sunny Jim?

I've been through Montana. Didn't stay long. "Sunny Jim"?

Fresh!

Damn, Ellpy, are you going to let this young fella say things like this about Montana on your thread?! I find it extremely coarse.

I wish I'd been through Montana. I hear Montana's got some of the sweetest rolling hills and deep wondrous valleys around, and lord knows I love me some deep wondrous valleys. And when that sweet Montana moon rises...why, it almost feels like you could hop onto it and ride it up and down across the sky all night long.

Montana may be sweet and rolling, full of valleys, but montana aint got nothin on this jungle bunny..

I don't think Montana ever mentioned you. I guess it was because you didn't stay long.

I was driving west and had my arm out the window of my truck. Nice day; the temp was around 85 and there was a slight breeze blowing. I was in North Dakota.

I didn't notice the sign at first, but my fingers clenched the wheel, sweat started pouring off me in buckets, and my whole body went into spasms. I threw my head back and let out a primal scream, then pulled the truck over and tried to collect myself. Once my heart quit beating so wildly and I had calmed down a bit, I backed the truck up to confirm my suspicion.

Sure enough, the sign said: You are now entering Montana

I had a simliar experience when I entered Mintana Gus. Except Montana just laid there and did nothing. I don't think Montana even knew I was there.

I'm not sure how to respond to that, Nick, without hurting your feelings.

Let's just leave this one alone.

Okay, which one of you guys is French?

Je suis mon cheri.

Its weird I know, but Id like to see Montana all covered over in Maple Syrup. I love Maple syrup.

I don't think Montana ever noticed him enter.

heeheehee...

I hope Vinny larnt his lesson. Acted like he was the only one who'd ever been in Montana...

Anaconda and Butte.

I just love the way they're right next to each other..........










....on the map, that is.

http://www.gonorthwest.com/Montana/Montana-Map.htm

Maybe you should've told Mintana to roll over and give Montana a nudge.

You're such a thoughtful old codger, and by gum you're cute in them overalls.