God I feel like carp.

dagmaraka wrote:

nimh wrote:
Dag's breasts.

Nimh has a craving, Nimh has a craving.

...and with Dag's breasts on my mind, I shall now go to bed.

Goodnight!

<skips off, whistling>

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Chai Tea wrote:

Oh you think those Carps are bad?

You haven't meet the Pikes. They're mean. We pay people to kill the Pikes around here

(exerpt from "the andy griffith show")

hahahahahaha

I love you, Chai!

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plainoldme wrote:

Chai Tea wrote:
plainoldme wrote:
Money!

The entire A2K community stops and slowly turns, wondering what plainoldme is talking about....

a dog barks in the distance.......

Sigh! poor little fat girl.

maaaannnn....you talkin' to Shaft like that?

You got to learn to motha-fu jive man!

sheeeeeeeet, you lost in the sauce

nome sain?

money.....naw naw naw....

ooo ooo ooo...cyphercat...!

roland was layin' on the winder sill the other day, with his paws all stretched out as far as he could, so I measured him....

Guess how long that mutha-fu is from the tip of his toes to the tip of his tail?

Gowan' GUESS!

OK, I'll mutha-fu tell you.

He was mutha-fu 49 INCHES LONG!!!!

13 inches of that was mutha-fu TAIL

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Where's the synchronized swim team meet?

Butrflynet?

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ehBeth wrote:

Where's the synchronized swim team meet?

Butrflynet?

DO we need nose pins?

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I think I can get enough for the whole Evil Wimmins Rock team, margo.

You'll need to get your own swim bonnet though.

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ehBeth wrote:

I think I can get enough for the whole Evil Wimmins Rock team, margo.

You'll need to get your own swim bonnet though.

Don't usually wear a swim bonnet - but I guess I'l need one to fit in.....

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Are any of the below portrayed species in the club as well? If so, sign me up!

http://www.melbourneloft.com/images/General/despatie.jpg

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Dog I feel like crap

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I've despised synchronized swimming for decades now.

Tell me a team isn't forming, tell me, tell me.

Oh, WAIT, do men do that now? (I don't care re range of persuasion, although I guess I can see it as theater.)

Still, I can only muster a view of carps leaping, carps smiling, all together.

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Lord Ellpus, Do you feel like a live one or a dead one? Carp, that is!

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margo, can you braid your hair into a coronet? in which case, you can skip the bonnet. we'll just have to get you the co-ordinating flowered clips Cool

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C'mere and give mama a kiss...

http://uplink.space.com/attachments/520806-carp.jpg

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patiodog wrote:

C'mere and give mama a kiss...

that doesn't look all that synchronised to me.

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It's avant-garde.

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Are we talking avant-guarde carpe or has Gus left his perch? Avant-perch would put us way ahead of the game unless Gus insists on avant-guarding his perch, in which case we need to get him off the catfish seat.

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Several years back, somebody -- perhaps SNL -- did a great bit about men's synchronized swimming, with pieces on waterproof mascara and brillantined hair and hair legs sticking out of the pool. Very funny.

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Carp?

You feel like carp?

Does that mean you are bony?

Perhaps it means you simply have a boner.

God I feel like carp.

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