Last night I said these words to my girl
I know you never even try, girl
Come on, come on, come on, come on
Please, please me, wo yeah, like I please you
Come on Eileen, well I swear (what he means)
At this moment, you mean everything
With you in that dress my thoughts I confess
Verge on dirty
Ah come on Eileen...
Your inside is out and your outside is in
Your outside is in and you inside is out
so come on
Come on
come on
come on
everybody's got something to hide 'cept for me and my monkey
Cover me when I run
Cover me through the fire
Something knocked me out' the trees
Now I'm on my knees
Cover me, darling please
Monkey, monkey, monkey
Don't you know when you're going to shock the monkey
I don't know what to say the monkey won't do
When I go up Monkey go up too
When I go down monkey go down too
Don't know what to say the monkey won't do
She asks me why, I'm just a hairy guy.
I'm hairy noon and night, hair that's a fright.
I'm hairy high and low, don't ask me why, don't know.
It's not for lack of bread, like the Greadful Death.
Darlin'
Oh to be torn twixt love and duty
Sposin I lose my fair haired beauty
I'm not afraid of death but oh
What will I do if you leave me
Do not forsake me oh my darlin
You made that promise when we wed
Promises, promises
I'm all through with promises, promises
I never promised you a rose garden
You'll NEVER know how much I love you
You'll never know how much I care
Never can say goodbye
No, no, no
You ask me if there'll come a time
When I grow tired of you
Never my love
Never my love
When i get older, losing my hair
Many years from now
Will you still be sending me a valentine
Birthday greetins, bottle of wine?
Since I still appreciate you,
Let's find love while we may.
Because I know I'll hate you
When you are old and grey.
So say you love me here and now,
I'll make the most of that.
Say you love and trust me,
For I know you'll disgust me
When you're old and getting fat.
An awful debility,
A lessened utility,
A loss of mobility
Is a strong possibility.
In all probability
I'll lose my virility
And you your fertility
And desirability.
And this liability
Of total sterility
Will lead to hostility
And a sense of futility.
So let's act with agility
While we still have facility,
For we'll soon reach senility
And lose the ability.
Your teeth will start to go, dear,
Your waist will start to spread.
In twenty years or so, dear,
I'll wish that you were dead.
I'll never love you then at all
The way I do today.
So please remember,
When I leave in December,
I told you so in May.
-Tom Lehrer
They say I shot a man named Gray and took his wife to Italy
She inherited a million bucks and when she died it all came to me
I can't help it if I'm lucky - Idiot Wind, B Dylan
I shot the sheriff
but I did not shoot the deputy
Hey Joe, you know I heard you shot your woman down
Hey Joe, you know I heard you shot your woman down
Yes, I did, I shot her, you know I caught her messin' 'round
Yes, I did, I shot her, you know I caught her messin' 'round
Hey Joe, where you gonna run to now?
Hey Joe, where you gonna run to now?
I'm gonna run, gonna run, gonna run, to the gallows pole
I'm gonna run, gonna run, gonna run, the hangman can't put a rope around me anyhow...
Hey, hey baby!
I wanna know
If you'll be my girl
I got sunshine
On a cloudy day
When it's cold outside
I got the month of May
I guess you'd say
What can make me feel that way
My Girl
My Girl
My Girl
Talkin' 'bout . . . My Girl . . .
