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"terrorists" denied marriage license

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dyslexia
 
Reply Tue 17 Jun, 2003 01:19 pm
Colorado passed the "Secure and Verifiable Identity Document Act" this year in an "effort" to weed out terrorists. What it did do was to prevent government workers from accepting foreign-issued documents such as passports, birth certificates and matricula-consular cards resulting in the inability of county clerks to issue marriage licenses to over 50 couples from Mexico-Chile-Ethiopia-Russia and Switzerland.
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Eva
 
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Reply Tue 17 Jun, 2003 01:43 pm
Yep, ya jus' cain't trust them Mexican-Chilean-Ethiopian-Russians, can ya...

Just foolin' with ya...Seriously, didn't realize Colorado had a big problem with terrorists. (Trying really hard not to snicker...)
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littlek
 
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Reply Tue 17 Jun, 2003 05:05 pm
Good! That'll keep them from spawning baby terrorists
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Tue 17 Jun, 2003 05:35 pm
Well LittleK, it will at least keep them from having religious weddings, the baby terrorists will then, obviously, become pagan bastard terrorists.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 17 Jun, 2003 05:39 pm
Does that mean they has ta dance nekkid around their weapons of mass destruction in a grove a trees some-ere's?
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Tue 17 Jun, 2003 05:46 pm
well yeah, and they will probably build a "stoned hinge" on the White House lawn, dance the bugaloo and sing "Blinded by the Right" (backup vocals by the Omaha Aquarium Choir)
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littlek
 
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Reply Tue 17 Jun, 2003 05:50 pm
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pagan bastard terrorists
That's great! Let's start a band!

By the way, speaking of government and marriages....
The Village Voice....
The Village Voice has an article about Bush's proposed "marriage initiative".

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With $300 million of funds from the soon-to-be reauthorized Welfare Reform Act allotted for marriage promotion, poor people can expect an unprecedented array of programs nudging them toward the altar, including billboards advertising the joys of matrimony; "marriage education" for unwed, expecting parents; and "marriage mentoring" programs in which married couples serve as role models for singles.


Gee, dontcha think that 300 million might be better used in other ways?
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 17 Jun, 2003 07:25 pm
Me too, me too ! ! !

I wanna be a nekkid, dancin' pagan bastard terrorist . . .

Ya don't hafta go to school or nothin', do ya?
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littlek
 
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Reply Tue 17 Jun, 2003 07:30 pm
I dunno...... I think you just need an instrument or a voice for screaming or chanting or whatever pagans do.
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Tue 17 Jun, 2003 07:48 pm
all you really need is a good 8-track player and some Donnie and Marie tapes. if that dont make a pagan bastard terrorist out of you, nothing will. Wink (not that there's anything wrong with Donnie and Marie)
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 17 Jun, 2003 07:53 pm
You're a sick man, Dys . . . the very thought is torture . . .
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Tue 17 Jun, 2003 07:55 pm
well heck, I'm a pagan and I'm not even a terrorist..........or I wasn't the last time I looked
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Eva
 
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Reply Tue 17 Jun, 2003 10:49 pm
dyslexia wrote:
(not that there's anything wrong with Donnie and Marie)


Oh right, you meant that in a GOOD way... :wink:

But how will they be able to tell the nekkid, dancin', pagan, bastard terrorists from the tourists up there? Especially during Spring Break? Laughing
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