Men's tackle given a lift

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At last, a replacement for the codpiece.---BBB

Men's tackle given a lift
Ananova
11/6/06

An Australian company has produced the men's equivalent of the Wonderbra.

The Wondercup range of underwear is designed to enhance the apparent size of a man's tackle.

Aussiebum creator Sean Ashby told the Sydney Morning Herald: "It basically lifts, separates and extends."

He added: "This design uses all of the natural assets of the person, whether they be big, small or indifferent."

The underwear range includes the "wondercup," a pouch used to "separate and stop squashing."

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Are you being serious?? Can't wait to see a picture of that.

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Wait, separate? Separate what?! That sounds rather unpleasant and painful!

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That's kinda what I was thinkin.....seperate what? And why?

Lift, I can see. Seperate...not so much. Shocked

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And of course the technology will be misused and abused.

http://www.etek.chalmers.se/~e7iceman/myndir/spaug/boner.gif

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This will never catch on. When we guys look at a woman, we can easily be mesmerized for hours by a good rack or even some nice cleavage. So the wonderbra works.

Women don't stare at packages that way.

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I do.

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Do they also manufacture some sort of undewear that actually reduces the appearance? You know, so that one doesn't appear so.......obvious, in a sort of protrusional way?

My underwear manufacturer (Humongously Hung Ltd) says there is no such thing.

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There you are! Good to see you back, LE.

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See what I mean, BBB?

I've tried duct tape, saran wrap, bags full of ice cubes and yet I STILL draw attention!

<ahem>...JPB, I am more than a rather intimidating luchbox on legs, y'know.

At present, I'm thinking of trying on one of those fifties womens style girdles, but wearing it a lot lower than the designers intended.
It may make my thighs chafe together when I walk, but it'll be worth it, methinks.

Oh, for some anonymity in the trouserial department......

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Dorothy Parker wrote:

I do.

Really? Wouldn't you be disappointed to learn upon the unwrapping of said package that you'd been "shortchanged", so to speak?

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Here you go - with pictures, ladies! Mr. Green

http://news.syd.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=157745

Juchuuu Spanky!

http://www.borge.diesal.de/smilies/kuss.gif

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http://msnbcmedia2.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/061102/061102_whatthinking_vmed1p.widec.jpg

^^^ the wonder britches for men ^^^

makes me wonder how much is fake..

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CJ, I find my designer underwear to be FAR more practical.....

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b358/lordellpus/9774.jpg

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how...........

uh

cute....

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Oy Spanky, they're quite practical, aren't they?

I wish, Kicky would replace his once in a while

http://www.hereinreality.com/etc/twister.jpg

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...and another one with underwear

http://www.borge.diesal.de/board02/images/smiles/wub.gif

http://www.grouper.com/video/MediaDetails.aspx?id=522026&st=-1&s=7&q=tv&tf=1

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If a fellow isn't happy with what he has then some absurd undergarment which spreads his testicles apart is most likely not the answer. Look at it for what it is: When he is nekkid and needing to perform his pathetic hand will go to whatever he actually has and he'll be instantly reminded of his true size. The self doubt which led him to the idiocy of the forward-force underwear will lead him to softness...yes, he will be rendered impotent.

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kickycan wrote:

Dorothy Parker wrote:
I do.

Really? Wouldn't you be disappointed to learn upon the unwrapping of said package that you'd been "shortchanged", so to speak?

The problem with the analogy is that women's assets don't appreciably change size. By the time things are being unwrapped, said package would probably be bigger than when first espied, no matter what. (Priapism tends to be a turn-off...)

Finding out at some point that a guy was purposely enhancing his package would definitely be a sort of "hmmm" moment at the very least though, I'd think...

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Lord Ellpus wrote:

I've tried duct tape, saran wrap, bags full of ice cubes and yet I STILL draw attention!

I take it this means you still have plenty of lead in your pencil?

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