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Naked man arrested for concealed weapon

 
 
Reyn
 
Reply Sat 4 Nov, 2006 01:36 pm
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Naked man arrested for concealed weapon

Associated Press

EL CERRITO, Calif. - A man was arrested on suspicion of carrying a concealed weapon after police found him outdoors - naked - and he told them he had a tool in his rectum, authorities said.

The man was lying on a tree stump, masturbating beside a nature path, near a Bay Area Rapid Transit station Thursday, police said.

John Sheehan, 33, of Pittsburg, was initially arrested on suspicion of indecent exposure. But when asked whether he was carrying anything police should know about, Sheehan mentioned the tool, said El Cerrito Detective Cpl. Don Horgan.

"You can't get much more concealed than that," Horgan said.

Officers drew their weapons and firefighters were called to the scene. Sheehan removed a 6-inch metal awl wrapped in black electrical tape without incident.

Sheehan, who was paroled from state prison last week, was then booked into jail on suspicion of parole violations, indecent exposure and one felony count of possessing a concealed weapon.

"When you're talking about an awl or an ice pick and you're dealing with somebody who's fresh out of prison, it's a weapon. That's a stabbing instrument," Horgan said.

It was not immediately clear what Sheehan was on parole for. A person answering the phone at the jail Friday night did not know whether Sheehan had a lawyer.

There's something just a little odd about this story, isn't there?

On the other hand, I'm glad that:

"Sheehan removed a 6-inch metal awl wrapped in black electrical tape without incident."


Another day in the life.....
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 4 Nov, 2006 02:11 pm
He only had it to use on his waffles.
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blacksmithn
 
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Reply Sat 4 Nov, 2006 02:14 pm
Maybe he was on his way to Jiffy Lube for an awl change.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Sat 4 Nov, 2006 02:43 pm
Fellow sounds rather unwell.
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blacksmithn
 
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Reply Sat 4 Nov, 2006 02:55 pm
Still, awl's well that ends well...
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Sat 4 Nov, 2006 03:03 pm
Reminds me of the city in Idaho, Coeur d'Alene, the name meaning "heart of the awl".... I wonder what the french would be for this variation..
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Reyn
 
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Reply Sat 4 Nov, 2006 03:59 pm
blacksmithn wrote:
Maybe he was on his way to Jiffy Lube for an awl change.

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NickFun
 
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Reply Sat 4 Nov, 2006 04:09 pm
A man is innocent until proven guilty! It's possible he was using the awl to do some automotive repairs later on. He kept in his his rectum because he had no pockets. Did you ever think of THAT?
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patiodog
 
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Reply Sat 4 Nov, 2006 04:33 pm
They cops were lucky to catch him. That guy really awls ass.
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Eva
 
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Reply Sat 4 Nov, 2006 04:42 pm
blacksmithn wrote:
Maybe he was on his way to Jiffy Lube for an awl change.


(scrolling upwards) Nope, he's in California, not Texas. Laughing

Lessee now...naked in a park, masturbating in public, has a sharp tool hidden in his rectum, TELLS police about it...hmmm...you think, just maybe, this guy might've WANTED to go back to jail? Rolling Eyes
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Reyn
 
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Reply Sat 4 Nov, 2006 08:29 pm
NickFun wrote:
A man is innocent until proven guilty! It's possible he was using the awl to do some automotive repairs later on. He kept in his his rectum because he had no pockets. Did you ever think of THAT?

Yes, I did indeed think of that, but how does that explain this?:

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The man was lying on a tree stump, masturbating beside a nature path, near a Bay Area Rapid Transit station....

:wink:
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Reyn
 
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Reply Sat 4 Nov, 2006 08:30 pm
Eva wrote:
Lessee now...naked in a park, masturbating in public, has a sharp tool hidden in his rectum, TELLS police about it...hmmm...you think, just maybe, this guy might've WANTED to go back to jail? Rolling Eyes

One hardly knows where to start!
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NickFun
 
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Reply Sat 4 Nov, 2006 08:30 pm
He was on a nature path. Masturbation is a very natural thing. Any psychologist will tell you that! I see nothing wrong here.
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Reyn
 
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Reply Sat 4 Nov, 2006 08:31 pm
Well, the tree stump just gotta be real weird!

I mean, c'mon!
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Sat 4 Nov, 2006 08:40 pm
BART?
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NickFun
 
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Reply Sat 4 Nov, 2006 08:42 pm
Reyn wrote:
Well, the tree stump just gotta be real weird!

I mean, c'mon!


Lots of people sit on tree stumps. I do it myself when I'm on nature walks and need a rest. Beats sitting on the ground!
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patiodog
 
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Reply Sat 4 Nov, 2006 08:43 pm
Couldn't afford a ticket.
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Reyn
 
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Reply Sat 4 Nov, 2006 08:45 pm
NickFun wrote:
Reyn wrote:
Well, the tree stump just gotta be real weird!

I mean, c'mon!


Lots of people sit on tree stumps. I do it myself when I'm on nature walks and need a rest. Beats sitting on the ground!

hehe, Were you masturbating while doing so? Laughing
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 4 Nov, 2006 09:10 pm
Anyway, an awl is a tool, not a weapon.
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Sat 4 Nov, 2006 09:13 pm
The awl is a protected species.
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