blacksmithn wrote:Maybe he was on his way to Jiffy Lube for an awl change.
(scrolling upwards) Nope, he's in California, not Texas.
Lessee now...naked in a park, masturbating in public, has a sharp tool hidden in his rectum, TELLS police about it...hmmm...you think, just maybe, this guy might've WANTED to go back to jail?