Naked man arrested for concealed weapon

So, who was he stumping for? Bush?

A thought just occurred to me (yes, it does happen in a great while).

How the heck can one sit down on a stump (or anything else) with a great big long awl up his butt?

Huh, huh? Answer me that one!

The article says he was lying on it.

hehe, Yeah, but wouldn't you have to sit, before you can lie?

I hope some of our great minds here at A2K can answer this perplexing riddle.