THAT sounds like an interesting story edgar.
We were eating at a Dennys once and a man at the counter was waiting for his food. His order was taken by the same waiter as ours at about the same time.
He had no beverage in front of him beside a water.
We got our meal, and were halfway through when he said to the waiter, pissed off...."So where're my waffles!!??"
Waiter: Waffles? I thought you just ordered water.
I just about choked.
That was a joke between me and the man for a while..."Let's go down to Denny's and get some water".