A thousand apologies Francis. As I checked my calendar for myschedule on August 7th, this year, I noted that I was between ports and mostly fishing so I missed this delightful entry
"As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decided to go by airplane.
When they checked their baggage, the attendant noticed that they were carrying two dead raccoons. "Do you wish to check the raccoons through as luggage?" she asked.
"No, thanks," replied the vultures. "They're carrion
After all, anything is original as long as you never get caught in the act of plagiarizing