Monger wrote:Oh, and how can I forget maternal, albino, chain-smoking rabbits. Instant case of the heebiejeebies, they bringeth.
I cannot think of to whom you refer. I, for one, am neither maternal (HARRUMPH!), a smegging albino, nor do I smoke chains.
You know, a person cometh, all quivery whiskered and beamish to say hello to a dear Monger, and what does a person find?
A Monger evincing horror at a being one cannot but imagine to be an utterly wrong headed and ocularly and essentially distorted version of oneself.
One's heart is broken.
Smegging edited or smegging not.