I dislike dramatic events
I dislike furry legged spiders.
I dislike groping in the dark
I dislike hot summer nights
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I dislike jaguars, tigers, lions, pumas and any other cats.
I dislike keys that hide themselves from me!
I dislike matronly women.
I dislike octopuses so large that they can pull a ship under
I dislike petrol shortages
I dislike sappy sweet movies