I dislike garments designed so that ladies look less animalistic than science could possibly allow.
I dislike having a severe cold
I dislike juggling my budget.
I dislike king-sized traffic problems.
I dislike loafers on the job
I dislike mornings when I'm not motivated to get things done.
I dislike over protective governments
I dislike obscure words beginning with "O". Like obtudent for example.
I dislike queueing up for root canal surgery.
I dislike ratbags pinching my morning paper.
I dislike slipping inexorably into ever more foolish and depraved behaviour patterns.
I dislike underhanded business
I dislike wholesale kangaroo slaughter
I dislike youngsters playing up
I dislike zebras being locked in a stable.