I dislike old age creeping up
I dislike quiet Saturday nights at home.
I dislike ranting politicians
I dislike sweating when I have no opportunity to shower
I dislike tea that is wishy-washy
I dislike visiting people who are out
I dislike waking up with a crick in my neck
I dislike zoos with animals
I dislike angry disputes over what I am cooking for dinner
I dislike breaking precious beer glasses.
I dislike coughing when I'm told to by the quack who has a hold of my balls.
I dislike ditching my beer as the party ends
I dislike engineering as a field of study
I dislike frightening anybody
