I dislike beastly behaviour
I dislike crumbs upon my person
I dislike drunks bumping into me.
Oh, sorry!
I dislike emesis (especially when it's the drunk that bumped into you)
I dislike frightening experiences
I dislike garbage piling up in the kitchen
I dislike handbag snatchers targeting old ladies.
I dislike irrational thoughts.
I dislike kissing aunties at family functions.
Spendi-!
I dislike liver-lillied loons
I dislike manpower freaks
I dislike questions about my politics
I dislike rebels who undermine our society.
I dislike snoring when I am trying to listen to something
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