I dislike road fatalities
I dislike sand where it doesn't belong.
I dislike unimpressionable ladies.
I dislike water wastage in our very dry country
I dislike x-mas centered all on presents
I dislike youngsters out on the streets late at night
I dislike zucchinis boiled to a pulp
I dislike abalone not properly prepared.
I dislike contradictions.
I dislike dangerous drivers
I dislike easy crosswords.
I dislike fun being spoiled
I dislike indiscretions of the worst kind
I dislike j in my name being pronounced the wrong way
I dislike keeping pet snakes