I dislike not knowing what letter to start my post with
I dislike tripping while walking up stairs.
I dislike u-bends loosening up under my sink.
Blame Moaning Myrtle for that.
I dislike valetudinarians.
I dislike x-treme pressure.
I dislike zooming out of a2k
I dislike arguments I can't win.
I dislike being berated by bogus, blabbering, bozos. (bored)
I dislike conscientious people
I dislike having a hangover
I dislike imbibing on an empty stomach!
I dislike jutty out obstacles that cause me bodily pain when I'm raiding the fridge in the dark at 2am.
I dislike kookaburras waking me up.
I dislike llamas in pyjamas. Only zebras are allowed fancy nightwear.
