I dislike cockatoos screeching as they fly overhead
I dislike diving magpies overhead
I dislike excreta from birds overhead
I dislike fires getting out of hand in the bush
I dislike germs flying into my face when people cough and sneeze
I dislike having to do the dishes.
I dislike interbreeding to get so called designer dogs
I dislike jaywalkers at night
I dislike killing of elephants just for their ivory
I dislike life blood sports, like bull and cock fighting, barbaric.
I dislike morons clubbing baby harp seals
I dislike oppressive tyrants like the Korean fruitcake
I dislike queasiness in the stomach
I dislike scuba diving with idiots
I dislike teasing scuba divers.
(Good morning Fraulein Bohne)
I dislike unruly scuba divers
(good afternoon Mr Dutchy)
I dislike vermin in my garden
