I dislike terribly tight trousers when trying to trump
I dislike uncomfortable underwear
I dislike visions of spendius trumping in tight trousers
I dislike waking up because of barking dogs
I dislike xtremely loud barking dogs
I dislike zips that get stuck when I'm being told to hurry up.
I dislike acquittals on technicalities
I dislike banjo players in white coats.
I dislike contests that are one-sided
I dislike disappointments
I dislike embarrassing moments
I dislike ice-cream melting
I dislike jeans that shrink in the wash
I dislike keeping people waiting
I dislike likable qualities in people I generally dislike
I dislike moaners and whingers
