I dislike jeeps running over my toes
I dislike keepers of brothels
I dislike massive elephants stepping on my toes!
I dislike modern paintings
i dslike outrageous remarks
I dislike questionable accounting practices
I dislike rambling ratbags
I dislike teasing old ladies
I dislike umbilical fluff
I dislike vermin around the house
I dislike watered-down drinks
i dislike arriving late for appointments