I dislike incredible fishing stories
I dislike jack-knifing articulated vehicles when giant sharks and equally big rainbow trout I have caught get restless in the trailer.
I dislike pink shirts on men.
lol
I dislike quacking ducks in the morning
I dislike really bad hangovers
I dislike sitting on the fence
I dislike unruly kids disturbing my sleep
I dislike underwear that's too tight.
I dislike very obnoxious people.
I dislike x-tremely dry spells
I dislike yakking on the phone.
i dislike zippers that are broken