I dislike vermin in my yard
I dislike wagging tongues and lace curtains
I dislike X-men in sunglasses.
I dislike yoghurt (except Greek style with honey)
I dislike zebra's who have lost their pyjamas.
I dislike analgesia that makes me constipated
I dislike bandy legs on women.
I dislike extra strong mints
I dislike feigning a sickness
I dislike inflamed tempers
I dislike Jurors finding me guilty!
I dislike kicking mules
(mule being kicker or kickee)