I dislike wishes that don't come true
I dislike x-ray machines looking through my clothes at Heathrow airport.
Hey, do you always wear airports under your clothes?
I dislike young thugs.
I dislike board-room meetings which prove to be futile.
I dislike dropped bricks.
I dislike flickering lightbulbs
I dislike gargoyles sitting at the bottom of my bed.
I dislike howling dogs at night
I dislike icicles in my hair
I dislike jokes (racist ones)
I dislike muscled up women.
I dislike nuclear weapons
I dislike overly 'proper' people
