I dislike kissing blarney stones.
I dislike monstrous women chasing me up dark alleyways.
I dislike nuns without habits of corruption.
I dislike peeing upwards.
I dislike quiet moments on the threads
I dislike running barefoot across hot coals.
I dislike sledging in cricket matches
Iike taking the 14.35 to Mars every third Sunday in the month.
I dislike very intrusive people
I dislike wobbling buttocks.
I dislike x-treme behaviour
I dislike zig-zagging down the hill on a skateboard.
I dislike awful colour combinations...
I dislike dropping my bottle of beer