I dislike crocodiles disturbing my Siesta.
I dislike dinosaurs telling the crocodiles to sidturb dutchy's siesta
I dislike eating Camel steak around the campfires in the outback.
I dislike cat remains that don't seem to go away
I dislike ducks that never quack.
I dislike Euros getting passed on in British change.
I dislike fried mars bars.
I dislike Giraffes eating my bananas
I dislike hairs in the plughole
I dislike imagination running riot.
I dislike jockeys pulling horses
I dislike music of the jazz variety
I dislike noodles cooked to a pulp
I dislike overbearing people
I dislike poo on the pavement.
I dislike quoting Shakespeare
I dislike rummaging in jean pockets for loose change.