I dislike juniper scented jugglers wearing jodhpurs while gnawing on beef jerky.
I dislike Kangaroos jumping the queue
I dislike money (or the lack of it)
I dislike question marks.
I dislike running out of coffee
I dislike spending other peoples money
I dislike very intrusive people at lunch time
I dislike waffles immensely.
I dislike x-ray machines at airports that can see through your clothes
I dislike yelling for a cab.
I dislike zips that stick.
I dislike aliens that take on human form and walk amongst us
