dlowan wrote:Do you say potayto, or potarto?
I'm flexible, though my natural instinct is to go with pohtayto.
I'm driving distance to the darling dill pickle and the laughing latvian ...
Quote:So...any suggestions about what to do with the money?
Would you like to give me $145 (US) dollars, which I just had to pay to my plumber?
ehBeth wrote:dlowan wrote:Do you say potayto, or potarto?
I'm flexible, though my natural instinct is to go with pohtayto.
I'm driving distance to the darling dill pickle and the laughing latvian ...
You interest me strangely, deeruahuahua.
Stray Cat wrote:Quote:So...any suggestions about what to do with the money?
Would you like to give me $145 (US) dollars, which I just had to pay to my plumber?
Too mundane.
Don't spend it all at once, Deb.
It'd be nice to keep that rich illusion afloat for a bit!
msolga wrote:Don't spend it all at once, Deb.
It'd be nice to keep that rich illusion afloat for a bit!
I won't.
Anyway, I have signed it over to dadpad to manage for me, didn't you notice?
He has a nice friend in the Bahamas who is going to invest it for me!
Wow, that's looks such a winner, Deb!
Off-shore investments with dodgy brokers!
You've got it made!
(No, sorry, I didn't read the whole thread.)
Have you not heard? Those investments are for pocket liners.
Don't claim it till you are in Canada. Why all the hassle of dodging ozzie taxes, dodgy brokers and lining pockets of dodgy brokers?
talk, there's a strong & illustrious tradition of Oz "entrepreneurs"/paper billionaires/just-famous folk & dodgy off-shore dealings!
And our Deb has now joined their numbers!
Pixy Skase, eat your heart out!
Excuse me. I really don't mean to rain on your parade (around the world marrying women and allowing yourself to be taken advantage of by dodgy characters like Dadpad), but...
Quote:For security reasons, you are advised to keep your winning information confidential till your claims is processed and your money remitted to you.
What were you thinking? You've ruined all chances of getting the money now! I'm SURE Dr. Mrs. is familiar with A2K, afterall.
Did you know I have turned str8?
Will you marry me now?
Re: I'm RICH!!!
dlowan wrote: So...any suggestions about what to do with the money?
I suppose you don't need Prozac now that you've won the price. But if you need Vicodin, Viagra, or a penis enlargment, I'm your man.
dlowan wrote:
Fishy?
It's from MICROSOFT!
You are repeating yourself.
Come to think of it, a million Euros (before tax) are not enough to marry a woman.
So what about a menage a troi? You, Dys, me. Problem with that is with Dys in the middle, he will simply disappear. 'Tis a thought, though.
Er, I haven't talked to Dys about this so just keep it to yourself until he gets sleepy enough to agree to anything.
Diane wrote:So what about a menage a troi? You, Dys, me. Problem with that is with Dys in the middle, he will simply disappear. 'Tis a thought, though.
Er, I haven't talked to Dys about this so just keep it to yourself until he gets sleepy enough to agree to anything.
SOS! to Fred, Sally and Dante. You must quickly rescue Dys from being pimped to the Prince by the Lady Diane.
BBB
No, no, BBB, you got it wrong. I was making the suggestion to Deb. I don't trust that the prince is going straight, especially now that he realizes the money won't actually go that far.
And, can you imagine the prince getting into bed with a cowboy who wears his boots to bed? Nah, never gonna happen.
D
Diane wrote:No, no, BBB, you got it wrong. I was making the suggestion to Deb. I don't trust that the prince is going straight, especially now that he realizes the money won't actually go that far.
And, can you imagine the prince getting into bed with a cowboy who wears his boots to bed? Nah, never gonna happen.
Maybe if you reveal the truth that the reason Dys wears his cowboy boots to bed is that he refuses to cut his tonails and they are embedded in his boots. Can't take them off even if he wanted to.
BBB
You all can just be quiet now.
The bunny and I will have a nice ceremony here in Tranna - maybe she'll spring for a webcam for that - we'll send postcards otherwise.
