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Sat 16 Sep, 2006 05:13 am
there be some wacky things for a person to be seein round here, but this thread (not from my shirt) be about pirates and the adventures on the high seas. talk like a pirate and ye be in but not talk like a swashbuckling pirate and ye be out an warned. so take out ye parrots and start a talkin like a pirate. arrrgh
top o the mornin to ya (I'm an Irish pirate). I be a searchin for a chest o fair treasures to be adornin meself with today.
that's **** innit?
yarg it could use a bit of spit an polish but dont forget thee language of the high seas is irish that ye can understand. have ye ever killeded a man
aye matey, I made a good man walk the plank only last night
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wat thee poor mate be doin that deserved that fate. i usually get shown thee row boat by thee lasses who cant be handlin thee soul collector
the poor fella didn't deserve it but I be the wickedest lady pirate sailin these sees....
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Arrrggghhh! Ye be callin yerselfs pyrates! Ye sound likes landlubbers ta me! Avast! Ye don't even say arrrggghhh! On my ship ye'd be scrubbin' the scuppers or swabbin' out the bilges! Now weigh anchor and shove off afore I puts a cannonade through yer yardarms!
A pirate walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. The bartender pours the pirate a glass, and says to him "I don't want to offend, but I thought you should know -- you've got a steering wheel attached to your fly." The pirate nods his head, and says:
"Arrrgh, I know. And it's driving me nuts."
aaaaarrrrgggghhh that be the most terriblest joke to fall upon me salty ears for years!
Shiver me timbers! I have worse than that ya wee lass, mates have thrown themselves into the briny deep to escape me worse jokes.
I was caught by pirates once on a trip across the Atlantic to see our plantations. I confessed that my father was rich after 0.01 seconds of seeing the red hot poker.
I was well looked after I must admit and when my father came to collect me I said "f**k off Dad, I don't fancy being a stockbroker when there's all this fun to be had on the Spanish Main with the gold and the lithsome girls in the drinking dens of the ports we hide in."
Arrrrrggggghhhh! Now ye be just patronizin' me.
And me with a pegleg and all. Arrrrgggggghhhhh!!!!
Argh, I am a day late and a doubloon short.
Avast me hearty!
Everyone knows a piece of eight plundered is a piece of eight earned.
Arrrrggghhhhhh!!!!
not when ye best mate is an muteneer an he steel all ye plunda
Harrrrrggggghhh, harrrrrrggggghhhh!
That be a pirate belly laugh.
Plunda from down unda?
Arrrggghhh.
down under it be
how be the high seas
Avast! It be gettin' harder and harder for a pirate to make a livin' on the high seas these days. Looks like I might have to go into telephone solicitin', mortgage loans or used car sales. Arrggghhh!
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